December 2nd, 2007

The Book of Don

"and so it was, that on the 2nd day of December of the year 2007, the magnificent and wonderful Don did commence his 27th year on the Earth. There was much rejoicing and revelry, as the kind and benevolent Don was not afraid of some fun. And he did look around and witness that things were good."
- The Book of Don, chapter 19.

Oh man, when I get around to writing my memoirs, they are going to rock so much.